Ooh! Zemmama

Now I’ve heard all the “ma mates mate” or “a pal of a pal” or a “bloke in my dads work” stories before, but this one’s different. Cos its come from me!

A pal was out with a musim pal of his when they spotted wee Zemmama sitting chatting to a suited and booted chap.

Being a wee bit devious and because his muslim pal speaks arabic, they decided to walk past to try and eaves drop.

Of course, they couldn’t listen in for the sake of beeing bleedin’ bloddy obvious eaves droppers, but they did hear chat of “definitely more money next season.”

That tells you nothing, absolutely nothing but nevertheless its got you thinking. More money at Hibs? more money not at Hibs? More money from his generous parents?

Ha, thats what you get for listening to a half arsed eaves drop. Dinnae get annoyed now, if we were the Retard we would have had the wee guy sold tae Celtic by now!

Sean Allan